Love Country & Western Style

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!

Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

You’re The Reason Our Baby’s So Ugly

The Last Word In Lonesome Is “me”

The Next Time You Throw That Fryin’ Pan, My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There

Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?